Gotham can now add “invention specialist� to its long and impressive resume. We have recently created an alien abduction preventative called the Foil-O-Matic, which is basically a tin foil hat. But as with anything that looks simple, it’s not. The Foil-O-Matic, when folded and manipulated properly, acts as an alien-thwarting device that keeps little green men from sucking you up into their saucers and probing you for vital company information.

We are always trying to add value for our clients. We’ve built a reputation for our creative and memorable marketing campaigns, but we are also concerned about our clients as people. And let’s face it, alien abductions are serious business–we thought it was high time Gotham got involved. We could have lent our brain power to any cause, but we think the concerned citizens looking for a good alien abduction preventative are an underserved population. And we want them to know we’re listening!

For maximum protection against the alien forces that may be hindering your business, create your alien abduction helmet today.